Whatever you think you’ve done, Jose Mourinho has done it better, it has emerged.
Think you’re good something? You’re not, Mourinho is better at it.
Thinking of giving someone credit for something? Don’t bother, Mourinho has done it better.
The Manchester United manager has confirmed that whatever you can claim or be praised for, he’s better at it than you.
Mourinho said: “If you’ve been to Tenerife, I’ve been to Elevenerife. If you think you’re humble, then I’m even more humble!”