Donald Trump to Ban Soccer as “Unamerican”


45th President of the United States, Donald Trump, has said that supporting soccer is fundamentally unamerican and will sign an executive order banning it, it has emerged.

The events came as President Trump, who was sworn into office last week, was on a rampage of declaring things, corrupt, unamerican and ‘fake-news’.

President Trump said: “Soccer is unamerican. And the way you can tell is that they let teams from outside the US take part in their World Series. Also, you know who loves soccer? Mexicans!

“Along with dismantling Obamacare, and building a wall, bringing down the MLS is my top priority.

“I refuse to have the British, coming over here, taking the jobs of hard-working American athletes. Even if our American soccer players are awful.”

Trump confirmed that in order to avoid fake-news, he only believes anything if it’s published on

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