Premier League managers are probably all upset about how many League games their teams have to play over the festive period, as usual, it has been confirmed.
They’re all upset and can’t get their heads around it, despite it being the same every year.
Some foreign Premier League managers are extra-upset because it’s not like this in their country and they all get a nice break which is why they all win the World Cup and we don’t.
One foreign Premier League manager passive-aggressively said: “I’m not bothered, it’s just weird. We’ll just have to get on with it…But it isn’t like this in my country.”
One other manager added: “It’s probably the reason for all our injuries throughout the season…and other social and cultural ills throughout society…along with those benefit scroungers; bankers and their bonuses; politicians and their expenses; and foreigners.”
“I only have a 25 man squad and hundreds of millions of pounds in my budget so what am I supposed to do?!…And how are my poor millionaire-players supposed to cope with these extra 90 minute matches?!”
Another manager added: “It’s all a load of bollocks and the FA are twats.”