Arsenal midfielder, Jack Wilshere, is actually half gingerbread man, scientists have confirmed.
Wilshere, 24, whose career has been wrought with injury has actually found to be 50% made of gingerbread man, after extensive studies.
Sports scientist John Fields confirmed: “After investigating Jack’s DNA and genomes, we’ve actually mapped them back to a line of gingerbread men. This therefore means that he is at least half made of gingerbread – which would explain his constant injuries”
“In effect, Wilshere is 50% biscuit. So it’s no surprise he gets injured every time he’s involved in a challenge.”
Arsene Wenger has denied that this revelation is the reason he sent Wilshere out on loan this season to Bournemouth, saying: “I love gingerbread men – they’re delicious and I think that Jack has the potential to be a world class gingerbread man!”